Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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