Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
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They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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