It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.