We need to rekindle our bromance
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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