ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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