naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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