Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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