Whod you bang
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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