I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
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