so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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