Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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