And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
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I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
a search helicopter?!
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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