you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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