the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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