u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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