Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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