i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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