with your own penis?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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