I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Girls should come with a carfax report
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
My vagina just clenched in fear
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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