hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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