The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
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I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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