two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Rumble strips road head = magical
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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