Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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