East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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