fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
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There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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