Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
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I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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