thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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