So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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