is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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