I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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