Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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