he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
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people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
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I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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