would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
How's work?
Spinning.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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