Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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