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I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.

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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium

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while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.

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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok

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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.

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At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.

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(323): View more from California

I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?

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