You surviving the open bar?
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No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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