Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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