He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
