i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
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Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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