Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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