I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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