If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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