i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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