How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
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Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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