White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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