as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
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I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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