Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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