just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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