Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
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I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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