so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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