Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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