she was so not down for the gang bang
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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