you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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