Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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