Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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