Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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