Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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