Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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