That's intense
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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