He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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