you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
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he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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