It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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