I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
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Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
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If its not for food we ain't going out.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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